Friends lost

Peggy Morrison
Used to be my BFF
Where the hell is she?

Technology

First it was painting
Then storytelling, then books
What will it be next?

Prostitutes

1845
Pretty Women of Paris
Tears behind the smiles

Vagina

"Trans-vaginal," yes
but "Vagina" offensive?
How stupid is that?

Estate Planning

Medical Agent
Executor of Estate
All this--just to die!

Father's Day

Hamburger, Hot Dog
Which will come off the grill first
Air is thick with smoke

Two-Legged Dog

Joey has no legs
But then she met our Ashley
Soon, Joey will run